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Tue April 23, 2024
	TFA isn't saying BooBoo about the bear, but Yogi to admit, it is probably a very big one source: wjactv.com \| share: Copy Link	2
	LOL - No source: techdirt.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Remember that recent thread about Wal-Mart ground beef? Hang on to your buns. Some of you may be in a real pickle source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Killjoy was here (and was utterly defeated by a joint dragon/RAF task force) source: grimsbytelegraph.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	9
	Iran purchases the latest Photoshop upgrade source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	If you are clothed head to toe in camouflage while making turkey sounds, then you just might be shot like a turkey. Just sayin' source: ktul.com \| share: Copy Link	24

Mon April 22, 2024
	Eats, throws a glass, and leaves doesn't quite have the same ring to it source: wgal.com \| share: Copy Link	6
	San Franciscans are flushed with excitement source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi...Strike, Strike, Strike source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Cold storage warehouse goes up in flames. Guess someone let all the cold out source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	That's some good adVice officer source: panow.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	Oh nothing, just Vlad is scrambling nuclear capable forces to the border with Finland. It's not like they and Russia have any animosity (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	108
	On this day in history, in 1989, absolutely nothing happened in Tiananmen Square, at least according to the Chinese government source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	51
	'murica's most murdery muncipalities source: 247wallst.com \| share: Copy Link	84
	Photoshop this mothership source: dims.apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	11
(Some Guy)	Criminal mastermind decides that engaging in an armed robbery at a drive thru tree would result in a life changing windfall. Further solidifying his genius, he decides to buy beer unmasked in an adjacent business just prior to the robbery source: kymkemp.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Aisle seat refers to train travel I see source: globalnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	19
	Today's MadLibs headline: "U.S. Customs and Border Protection employee admittedly had gravedigger half-brother strangle wife and young mom with seat belt inside SUV before texting cover-up failed" source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	Baltimore now has three temporary shipping channels to get some ships past the Key Bridge blockade source: 13wham.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	"An officer received .1 grams of fentanyl in exchange for two blocks of cheese" source: edmontonjournal.com \| share: Copy Link	59
	Photoshop this dictator looking down from his balcony source: dims.apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Take a deep breath of that fresh spring air while you can, Canadian fire season has begun source: cbc.ca \| share: Copy Link	58
	China cracking down on 8.3M citizens who can't repay their debts, decides Black Mirror was a how-to documentary source: ibtimes.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	105
	Surgeon fired because of...um...yup, everything. He did everything. Imagine a reason one could be be fired as a surgeon, and this guy probably did it source: ktla.com \| share: Copy Link	86
	Creepy 'Gnome Island' in Scotland is covered in garden ornaments that keeps growing in population and no one knows why (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	49
	Louisiana woman arrested after trying to have threesome, but the real story here is that OutKick's AI-generated photo of what a threesome might look like appears to involve a baby on top source: outkick.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	"I'm certain this taped-together lottery ticket is the winner" says horse wearing 4 tennis shoes source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	There are Good Samaritans and then there are Great Samaritans (w video) source: kstp.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	The city of Philadelphia no longer exists, as far as Instagram and Facebook are concerned. Philly has literally vanished from both social media platforms source: phillymag.com \| share: Copy Link	55
	Caption this outdoor lesson source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Elementary, my dear car source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	28
	This gives a whole new meaning to post-consumer content source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Fifth Grader gets 150 prom dresses only uses 50 source: wnep.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	Do you take metformin for your diabetes? It's possible that you may be an immortal now source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	137
	Amid much fanfare Oprah Winfrey and Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson pledged $10 million to help the victims of the Maui wildfires. But now that the ashes have settled and the receipts have been counted up, it turns out they only gave...err...$60 million source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	69
	Dutch government introduces a new work from home regulation, but Dutch municipalities are not happy about the ins and outs of it all source: nltimes.nl \| share: Copy Link	29
(Some Guy)	Bank teller gives nine reasons not to ask for 2 dollar bills. Would have had ten, but was due for her shift at Taco Bell in 26 minutes. Also how did they manage to avoid mentioning strip clubs? source: gobankingrates.com \| share: Copy Link	217
	Swipe right for love, swipe way right for unexpectedly dark international alliance endorsements source: ibtimes.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	78
	Millionaire who made himself homeless and broke on purpose for clicks quits when he realizes it's super hard to exist with health issues and no insurance or money otherwise known as another day in the USA source: mirror.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	88
	Biden administration finalizes controversial minimum staffing mandate at nursing homes because not only do we live in a country that needs to mandate minimum nursing staff at nursing homes but to do so is controversial source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	110
	Photoshop these scientists and their experiment source: nasa.gov \| share: Copy Link	15
	With tears in his eyes, Trump's attorney gave the greatest opening statement in history, nobody has ever seen anything like it. Judge Merchan instantly dismissed the charges, declaring Trump king of Earth source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	775
	Gen Z is now officially the "Toolbelt Generation," which means we have a whole lot of really stupid Tik Tok videos incoming source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	89
	Chernobyl Episode 6 could still be in the works, if Russian saboteurs have their way source: thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	Australian hospitals: "Please do not bring NOPES into the ER with patients" source: abc.net.au \| share: Copy Link	24
	Day 789 of WW3: Poland says it's ready to host nuclear arms if NATO decides to deploy the weapons in the face of Russia reinforcing its armaments in Belarus and Kaliningrad. Nothing to see here folks, move along. It's your Monday Ukraine war thread source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	421
	Momo the monkey is out there, but where is a highly protected government secret. Isn't this how Planet of the Apes started? source: wthr.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Mailman in kayak rescues skydiver in lake source: news.usps.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Meemaw? source: wlwt.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	How was she to know there was a child's birthday party going on inside the building? I mean c'mon, it's her drinking day source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	37

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