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Check out these stories: ( by Hannah Holmes - The Discovery Channel )

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  • Traffic-Jam "Ghosts"
  • Why Asparagus Makes Your Pee Stink
  • Why We Can't Tell What Time It Is
  • Why We Fear Nuclear Power, Not Peanut Butter
  • Tongue Rolling
  • Itty Bitty Life Forms
  • Sewing Up Baseballs
  • Strange Sneezing Situations
  • The Evil Eye
  • Why Ice Cubes Shrink in theFreezer
  • Why Toilet Bowl Water Twirls Clockwise
  • Why Teflon Sticks to the Pan
  • Lunacy and the Full Moon
  • Sunscreen Testing
  • Where Fruit Flies Come From
  • Smelly Sports Clothing
  • Why Beans Give You Gas
  • Why You Never See Baby Pigeons
  • Latin Names for Living Things
  • The Color of Snow
  • Pizza and Thirst
  • Why There's No Channel 1 on a TV
  • Falling-Asleep Twitches
  • Deaf People's Inner Voice
  • Truck Tailgating
  • The Ocean in a Seashell
  • Peering at Atoms
  • Charcoal
  • The Rambling Rhinovirus
  • Sonic Booms
  • Hannah Holmes ponders the cosmic quirks of the universe for
    Discovery Channel Online from her home in Portland, Maine.

    Offline, her writing appears on the pages of:

    Escape, Outside, Sierra, Backpacker, Eco Traveler and Women's Sports and Fitness.
    Send her a note at skinny@online.discovery.com