Because you really love pastrys.
Because you eat Fruit Loops every morning.
Because it will always be relevent.
Because…I really don’t know…
Because you want everyone to know how you love Hello kitty
Because Sidekicks make you cool
Because when people called you Beef Curtains you took it literally
Mcdonaldz?
Beauce the rolls make the ocean look more realistic.
Because your first car was a jeep
Because Martha will be in jail forever
Because you’re a myspace celeb.
…
Because you REALLY like Pez
Because you love Cats